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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

...And Then There Were Less!

We had another Chicken loss.

One of the original members of Chez Hen House disappeared.

Last week, one of my chickens was feeling rather odd... well, actually, I assume she was feeling on, because I really dont know just by holding her. She felt fine. But, she behaved very odd. Easy to pickup, a little fidgety, but this chicken appeared to have a case of High School "Senioritis". Was present, but didn't seem to give a damn.

A day later, she disappeared. I have to assume scavengers got her. But it is also possible that she just up and left, with an attitude of "who cares" thrown in nonchalantly, but heck I am no chicken doctor. In fact, I am no human doctor either...although my ability to diagnose humans is pretty damn high.

The odd thing is, there is literally no sign of struggle when these little birds go missing. I have to assume if something attacked a bird the size of a football (the bird that is) it would leave some trace... feathers, blood, a piece of denim from their "bad-boy" ensemble. Whatever.

Point is, if something took these birds, it did so in a very clean way. To date, we have lost a handful of these animals and usually under the age of a few weeks, no like this one. this one was a matriarch, which is why it is disappointing to say the least.

Perhaps it was the copy of the Wall Street Journal I left for it. Perhaps that sent this bird over the edge and it ran away, I don't really know.

All I can say is she was muttering Buh Buh Bailout! The last time I saw her.

Something is running foul amongst my fowl and I need to get to the bottom of it.

Good bye little lady, and Godspeed wherever you are going.

Our thoughts are with you.

-B

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Intern's New Website - From The Intern

This would officially be my first Hen House Media Blog posting, high-5 me!

My name is Brian, and for the last few months I have been interning at the HHM studio. If you ever call, I answer the phone as Chris because it gets confusing having Bryan and Brian in the same office. :-) I am originally from Atlanta, Georgia and came up to Vermont to go to Champlain College where am majoring in Multimedia and Graphic Design. In May of this coming year I will be graduating (YAYz) and secretly hope to get a paid job at Hen House (shhh, don't tell Bryan and Johnny).

Last week I finished up with my fall semester and realized that I now have the free time to do stuff that I have wanted to do for 15 weeks, but never had the time. I have a long list of designs and personal "chores" to do for my portfolio that I never had time to do during the semester. Two days ago I finished the first thing on my list, reinventing my website (swichkow.com). I'm excited because it now looks pretty and was optimized to be seen by search engines like Google. Although I do video shooting and editing for Hen House Media, in my free time I enjoy print design and still photography. I created my website as a portfolio piece and to get some freelance work on the side.

Feel free to check out my website and let me know if you think it's as great as I do.

Cluck cluck . . . cluck - cock-a-doodle-doo!

Intern: Over and Out

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Strange Days? Heck, Strange Week... Here at Hen House Media

Strange times call for drastic measures.... sometimes.

Strange times ALWAYS call for unique thinking.

This week at Hen House Media, we were "walloped" by multiple issues and each one was stranger than the previous. Perhaps we owe this to Halloween or the elections. But one thing is certain.... "ain't no Pumpkin Pie" and "ain't no politico in the Oval Office" gonna save Hen House from the "Forces of Strange"


PART ONE: Aye Captain, there be Gremlins in the works!

Okay, early this week, Johnny's desktop hard drive conked out. I believe it was file-structure corruption, but the result was horrendous. We lost access to the drive, and any saved Data on it.

Thankfully, a very decent program was able to "see" the unmountable drive and allow for an overnight data recovery.

This was an awsome piece of software to fix a hardware problem... but it took time. And thankfully , NONE of our client data was lost.

Now, you are probably thinking to yourself "Hard drive failure is not strange..." No it isn't. But what is strange about this failure are as follows:

1. We are between 2 massive jobs. - Timing works to our advantage
2. We recovered needed data - But even if we couldn't, no client files were ever in jeopardy
3. This failure came as we were about to implement an entire system overhaul for redundancy purposes.
4. This failure actually exposed one extra vulnerability to point number 3... and that is now part of our implementational "roll-out"
5. We lost time, but nothing more.

As frustrating as this all is/was, no major harm (knock on wood).


PART TWO: Want to get Capone? Here is how you get Capone... use a Bat!

Small mouse dropping suddenly make you aware that you might have a small rodent problem. Right?

WRONG?

At Hen House Media, the video production company near Burlington, VT, we know that small rodent droppings indicate that you have a problem. It is up to you to determine the size of the problem. May not be small.

We noticed chocolate sprinkle sized mouse droppings on our window sill, right under our AC. The neat thing is, we were going to remove our AC for the winter anyway, so we knew that we could seal up the hole that may have helped the mouse gain access.

Now, we are two stories up, so this must have been one industrious mouse... right?

Hmmmm.

As we removed the AC, the thought became clear: Are we going to find a nest? Are there going to be babies? Are there going to be carcasses? Who knows, but we continued with the uninstall. We needed to remove acustom wooden frame that held the unit.

As we did so, the idea crossed our minds (collectively): Could this be a bat?

As we carefully opened the wooden frame, we found nothing. Nothing but a pile of those little chocolate sprinkles.... which indicated -- Home for a mouse.

As Johnny removed a beautiful cross piece of wood, we heard the noice... and it will haunt him forever.

He heard the sound of a small grunt. That grunt of a very disturbed little animal, or perhaps that of a small, but tough truck driver. Then he saw it.

The body of a well fed bat.

This bat was still sleeping, but not happily, and not for long.

We quickly called in ALL reinforcements from the business next store, and with a four person crew (three working, and me holding a rolled up magazine, ready to protect myself if need be) we replace the inner wood, knocked out the outer wood, and allowed the bat to seek new refuge without much fuss.

He left the Hen House with no further coaxing.

We felt disgusted, but also happy that Hen House Media had given safe harbor to a bat that was healthy, strong, and a dedicated member to the fly-control population.

In a time of Bat die-off in the North-East, we felt somewhat relieved to know this bat was doing well and all we now had to worry about was the Hantavirus we had been breathing in all summer long.

f

Monday, August 25, 2008

Hen House Media: Chicken's EVERYWHERE

What was once described by a client as a place with "...chickens everywhere," in reference to our offices has now become a description of my home life.

While in the midst of building a modest hen house for four chickens (and we only had two) this has suddenly become an insane venture to house six little cluckers, and all before time runs out. Why? because they are living in my house.

Oh, one turns out to be a rooster. ¿Did I mention that?
So, actually, I have six chickens, one hen, a partially built hen house and a house over run with these cute, but foul little fowl.

And now, the wife likes them to stretch their little scaled feet, so she lets them around the small, but functional house. And me, chasing them around with paper towel, oxy clean, and a nagging desire to get them back in their cage because "break time" is over birds... back to being birds.

Thankfully, my older child sees the madness and my younger child sees my panic as she explains that what they really need is little chicken diapers. That might solve everything.

Hen House - The construction, continues.

-B

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hen House: The Build




Hen House Media strives to "right the wrongs" of video production. By working with clients, we create a more synergistic approach to media, but enough of that. I am not here to pitch media and content creation.

I am here to show my exceptional skills as a Master Carpenter, Farmer, Blogger, and Chicken Owner. I figure, that if everyone is trying to be a video producer and post to the web, perhaps it is time I try to do everyone elses job.... Lets see how I make out.

Day 1 of the build:

I framed a nice chicken coop and plan to make a "chicken tractor" to move about my lawn. This will enable my birds to run with grass between their webbed toes. While I only have two at the moment, my wife plans to get two more.


Since I forget the type of chickens, I will have to report on them later... this is a crime and I am mildly embarrassed.



Dimensions:
So, I framed a 4' wide, by 3' deep structure, with the front 4' tall and the back 3' tall. Why? I dunno. I am the expert on this project, so I do what I feel like.


Actually, it made some sense at the time. A structure with four birds, a lamp for the coldest of days, a heated water tray for the same, a nesting box and a roosting bar. All tolled, I figure a base of 4x4 should be more than sufficient and the height is for safety of the lamp.

If anyone understands this, then you are probably more well versed than I am.

Specifics:

I want a sliding snap out tray for the bottom. This will hold newspaper. There will be chicken wire 2" above the "floor" so poop will fall through.

One side will have a sliding 1-1.5 foot door through which I will load food and water. It will slide and lock. Maybe plexi.... So the little buggers get light and I can see that they are not by the door trying to get out.... Thoughts anyone?

There will be ventilation screens at the top with flip down wood, covering. Can be propped open on warm days, shut on winter days.

Back will come completely off via snap latched. Why? Cleaning in the spring. That thing is gonna be way too dirty... will need to be hosed out I suspect. But then again, I have no real idea.

The back will also have a hinged backplate that accesses the nesting box. Eggs my friends, eggs


Ohhhhh, Bantams. I am raising Bantams and it just came to me. Small eggs, but good from what I gather.



Okay, looking down from the top. Front on the bottom. Here is the proposed layout.


Door is bottom center

Bottom left, water and food with slide door on the left wall to access

Straight back left to a little past center is nesting box. One big one. Behind that is a hinged door with clasp lock to access eggs.

The to right, against the wall, is the roosting bar.


Sound good?

More to Follow.

-B

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Hen House: The build (Media)

Monday, July 21, 2008

Gonna Build me a Hen House (Media)

Hi All,

Looking for good, simple plans to keep a few chicken alive this winter.

I will post construction images when they occur.

Please keep in mind, small land size, lots of hills and lots of predators.

Thinking full frame of chicken wire and a smaller coop inside.

Frame of 1x3's? Then a small building within the frame of wire. Make sense?

-B